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nurglephill
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Post subject: Real Life  Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:17 pm |
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As some of you may know there is in fact a "real world" out there. I for one have only just discovered this fact and thought it would be cool to have a "real" thread. The rulez for this thread are: YOU must have been outside your home YOU must have seen or heard it Other than that it can be as dull, funny, exciting etc as you want  I shall begin, in my real life the guy i work with quit in a very dramatic "here are the keys I am leaving" kinda way. pssssssst......i wonder how long it will take Pake, with his new Admin status, to change that "z"  *begins counting*
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I could go into more detail and quote rulebook stuff, but I'm mostly naked and drinking tea.
Squiggy wrote:
Anything that has a hole in it is fair game
Squiggy wrote:
Oh by the way, the Princess got kidnapped! Since she's been doing that for almost 30 years now I am beginning to think she is just an attention whore.
Squiggy wrote:
Why do nerds suddenly appear
Every time Phill is near?
Just like geeks, they long to chill
Close to Phill.
Squiggy's Motto:
You are SO banned now, mister. 
"Unlike Rosa Parks, your momma loves it in the back of the bus": David Cameron
Cassarus « Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:14 pm »
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:33 pm |
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Well I have heard about children crushed by millstones or bikers that have been driven dead but I guess that's not what you want to hear...
hmm ...
Me and my buddies have been to Prague (the real Prague not that WHFB Praag), we went there to an asian market and my buddies have been beaten there by the women who was trading them replica hugo boss belts, because my buddies told her that they wont pay her price.
- that's something I can always laugh about, lovely vacation memories.
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:37 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:39 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:05 pm |
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Mabrothrax wrote:
I could go into more detail and quote rulebook stuff, but I'm mostly naked and drinking tea.
Squiggy wrote:
Anything that has a hole in it is fair game
Squiggy wrote:
Oh by the way, the Princess got kidnapped! Since she's been doing that for almost 30 years now I am beginning to think she is just an attention whore.
Squiggy wrote:
Why do nerds suddenly appear
Every time Phill is near?
Just like geeks, they long to chill
Close to Phill.
Squiggy's Motto:
You are SO banned now, mister.
"Unlike Rosa Parks, your momma loves it in the back of the bus": David Cameron
Cassarus « Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:14 pm »
I'm severely lacking in the genital department
Death Guard:
Wins-Lost-Draws 2-0-5
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:51 am |
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A friend and I once spent half an hour walking up and down a chalk path in the Uffington downs trying to find the Uffington White Horse until an angry british pensioner passed by and started yelling at us darn bloody tourists because we were stomping around on an ancient monument's darn bloody head. 
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:07 am |
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:09 am |
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:09 pm |
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 thats too funny . Lets see...today i met a homeless guy called 'doc' who was a paramedic in the royal airforce in the 1950's. Very nice man indeed that knows an awful lot of stuff Like the germans have two names for male and female nurses. krankenfester is male (no idea about spelling)...i forgot the female name...but it translates as "sick sister" Moto..that right??
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Mabrothrax wrote:
I could go into more detail and quote rulebook stuff, but I'm mostly naked and drinking tea.
Squiggy wrote:
Anything that has a hole in it is fair game
Squiggy wrote:
Oh by the way, the Princess got kidnapped! Since she's been doing that for almost 30 years now I am beginning to think she is just an attention whore.
Squiggy wrote:
Why do nerds suddenly appear
Every time Phill is near?
Just like geeks, they long to chill
Close to Phill.
Squiggy's Motto:
You are SO banned now, mister.
"Unlike Rosa Parks, your momma loves it in the back of the bus": David Cameron
Cassarus « Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:14 pm »
I'm severely lacking in the genital department
Death Guard:
Wins-Lost-Draws 2-0-5
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:12 pm |
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In this weekend I went out bowling with my friends. When you get the bowlingshoes you leave your own shoes on the rack. When I come back someone had been taking my shoes but had left his own for me.   I think I will keep them...
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:15 pm |
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Mabrothrax wrote:
I could go into more detail and quote rulebook stuff, but I'm mostly naked and drinking tea.
Squiggy wrote:
Anything that has a hole in it is fair game
Squiggy wrote:
Oh by the way, the Princess got kidnapped! Since she's been doing that for almost 30 years now I am beginning to think she is just an attention whore.
Squiggy wrote:
Why do nerds suddenly appear
Every time Phill is near?
Just like geeks, they long to chill
Close to Phill.
Squiggy's Motto:
You are SO banned now, mister.
"Unlike Rosa Parks, your momma loves it in the back of the bus": David Cameron
Cassarus « Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:14 pm »
I'm severely lacking in the genital department
Death Guard:
Wins-Lost-Draws 2-0-5
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:28 am |
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Para Medic for the air force? in the 50s? well Phill you should stop talking to all the bumps on the street, didn't your mom tell you? The female nurse is called Krankenschwester which says sister for the sick not sick sister - silly brits. A sick sister would be kranke Schwester the "n" makes the difference. And male are not called Krankenbruder -> brother for the sick Males are called Krankenpfleger@Snolb Is this a win win situation for you?
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:51 am |
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ahhhhhh thanks Moto.
I am sure thats what HE said...my memory is....abscent.
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Mabrothrax wrote:
I could go into more detail and quote rulebook stuff, but I'm mostly naked and drinking tea.
Squiggy wrote:
Anything that has a hole in it is fair game
Squiggy wrote:
Oh by the way, the Princess got kidnapped! Since she's been doing that for almost 30 years now I am beginning to think she is just an attention whore.
Squiggy wrote:
Why do nerds suddenly appear
Every time Phill is near?
Just like geeks, they long to chill
Close to Phill.
Squiggy's Motto:
You are SO banned now, mister.
"Unlike Rosa Parks, your momma loves it in the back of the bus": David Cameron
Cassarus « Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:14 pm »
I'm severely lacking in the genital department
Death Guard:
Wins-Lost-Draws 2-0-5
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nurglephill
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:49 pm |
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today i watched ghost rider with nick cage...awful awful film.....awful.
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Mabrothrax wrote:
I could go into more detail and quote rulebook stuff, but I'm mostly naked and drinking tea.
Squiggy wrote:
Anything that has a hole in it is fair game
Squiggy wrote:
Oh by the way, the Princess got kidnapped! Since she's been doing that for almost 30 years now I am beginning to think she is just an attention whore.
Squiggy wrote:
Why do nerds suddenly appear
Every time Phill is near?
Just like geeks, they long to chill
Close to Phill.
Squiggy's Motto:
You are SO banned now, mister.
"Unlike Rosa Parks, your momma loves it in the back of the bus": David Cameron
Cassarus « Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:14 pm »
I'm severely lacking in the genital department
Death Guard:
Wins-Lost-Draws 2-0-5
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Mabrothrax
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Post subject: Re: Real Life Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:21 pm |
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Sort of, almost real life - well, not at all actually. I just finished a 2hour skype call to a pair of Canadians, a New Zealander and a Welshman... which will be edited and turned into the first in the new series of Aftermath Campaign Podcasts. Having bonkers multi-international conversations about geek stuff makes the world seem like such a small and laughably odd place.
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