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 Post subject: Death Guard vs. Annoying Gits 1750pts
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:41 am 
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The title says it.
We had a game of 1750 points, he had a full Grey Gnights army with a sniper Assassin. I took a few crappy pictures with my cell phone and here are the results. The pics show a "movie moment" which cost him the game.
The Land Raider and the termies that were in it tried to assault my two PM units, but were 1/4" short ;)

I gunned the bastards with two units and then used MY LR to assault with my lord and 4 termies. Here's how the story went:

Out they come; ooopsss...
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DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA, 7 plasma hits and a lot of bolters:
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Here comes the cavalry:
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"That was fun, now I have other things to do":
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"Was it you that shot me? I just might have to kill you both."
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A fun massacre. Turn five and I had killed everything on the table, he killed one termie and 6 PM's. Pure Däemönhunters are a challenging army to play and this was a very good lesson for him. Although it was his 3rd game with DH's.
The fact that his termies never got to charge caused him the game.
Oh and my Dread which took out two units. In fact, my PM's never made it to hand-to-hand. They just took 4 objectives out of 4 ;)


I'll try to do a better report in the future...

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 Post subject: Re: Death Guard vs. Annoying Gits 1750pts
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:06 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Death Guard vs. Annoying Gits 1750pts
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:41 pm 
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hehehehe well done Pake! an army that good looking should win every time!

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Oh by the way, the Princess got kidnapped! Since she's been doing that for almost 30 years now I am beginning to think she is just an attention whore.

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Just like geeks, they long to chill
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Cassarus « Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:14 pm »
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 Post subject: Re: Death Guard vs. Annoying Gits 1750pts
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:51 pm 
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Wait 'til you see the one that's cooking...

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 Post subject: Re: Death Guard vs. Annoying Gits 1750pts
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ohhhhh you little tease

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Mabrothrax wrote:
I could go into more detail and quote rulebook stuff, but I'm mostly naked and drinking tea.

Squiggy wrote:
Anything that has a hole in it is fair game

Squiggy wrote:
Oh by the way, the Princess got kidnapped! Since she's been doing that for almost 30 years now I am beginning to think she is just an attention whore.

Squiggy wrote:
Why do nerds suddenly appear
Every time Phill is near?
Just like geeks, they long to chill
Close to Phill.


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You are SO banned now, mister. :hate:


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 Post subject: Re: Death Guard vs. Annoying Gits 1750pts
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Sexy. Although I've read plenty about how amazing Annoying Gits/pure Silvery Twats can be (and thereáre some really well put together tacticas out there) I've never seen any evidence of it. They always get creamed.

Good work!

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 Post subject: Re: Death Guard vs. Annoying Gits 1750pts
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Thank you for that great battle report, and the even better annihilation of your opponent! That Bat Rep made me smile!

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 Post subject: Re: Death Guard vs. Annoying Gits 1750pts
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